Today is the answer to one of my favorite dorky third grade/Dad jokes.
Q: What is the
bossiest day of the year?
A: March 4th (forth)
I crack myself up with that one every year. Because I'm a dork, in case you wondered.
It snowed most of the day with the tiny flakes pouring forth
from the sky. It was the heavy, moist, “widow maker” stuff. Shoveling was a
workout, which makes three workouts so far for the entire winter season, including the “angry
ice chopping” sessions a week ago. I feel stronger already.
Late in the afternoon, after seeing a Facebook post that the
monthly open studio event was taking place at Western Ave Studios, I traded the
fleece lounge pants for jeans and bolted out the door. There was only one hour
left, but that was enough time to visit a couple studios, particularly that of
a handsome painter who recently posted some amazing new paintings done while at
a program in the Midwest a few months ago. I chatted with the painter once or
twice in his studio before the pandemic.
I headed out to Pawtucket Boulevard and turned onto the
bridge on Mammoth Road. Once across the bridge, I thought it was the wrong
bridge and turned onto Pawtucket Street and headed over to the Rourke Bridge.
At the Rourke Bridge I realized the other bridge was the
correct bridge and just hadn’t gone far enough down the street. DUH! I turned
onto the bridge and crossed the river, landing across the street from Market
Basket and Marshalls. It was close to 4:30 and the open studios ended at 5:00.
The idea of the handsome painter was abandoned.
Instead of artist studios, it was chain retail. In Marshalls,
a pair of white Chelsea boots and pair of white Doc Martens were serious
contenders for a share of my wallet. Jeans were browsed. Pants were browsed. Beauty
products were browsed. I left empty handed.
The price may have been good, but the lobster cakes were
only “meh.” I was glad they weren’t full price, and there is no need to look
for them ever again.
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