Bunny tracks and bigfoot. |
I didn’t get far before I realized that for whatever
mysterious and still undetermined reason, Waze was not providing voice directions. At a red light the
speaker volume was checked and it was on maximum volume, but no voice came out. I don’t always rely
on the app for the navigation, but more for the traffic, accident, and police
alerts.
On Rte 495, there was a lot of radio station hopping. With the
exception of Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses, any time a Christmas
song came on, I changed the station. In addition to rejecting an entire genre
of music that slipped into every station on the airwaves, I was tied up in
my head. There was a lot of thinking (and talking aloud to myself) about work
and Christmas and life and 10,000 other things.
Between the strangely mute navigation app and the freakishly loud monkey brain, I missed the exit to Rte. 290 and Worcester. For a nanosecond I noticed the road seemed wide and spacious and thought, “Dang, 290 has changed a lot since my last time through here.” When I saw a sign for Hopkinton, it registered that I wasn't on 290, I was still on 495 and in the wrong lane to take the next exit to backtrack.
When I was finally able to
correct, I was 15 miles off course. What
in the actual hell? Apparently I do need navigational guidance. The little extra excursion added a half-hour to the journey, which cut into the shopping
plaza time planned for before the salon.
At Aldi, the store was reasonably full with far too many shoppers
wandering in a stupor. 'Tis the season. One woman at the egg cooler was complaining out loud to
nobody in particular about the cost. I waited for her to move so I could get
near enough to see the price. She finally moved and caught my eye and said, “Oh well, what are we
supposed to do?” as she put her eggs into her cart. I almost blurted, “Well, you
could always not buy any,” but chose to not engage. She probably didn’t want
an answer anyway. And there is nothing I can do about the avian flu outbreak
that is wiping out the egg layers. Fewer layers means fewer eggs means higher
cost. Basic supply and demand. And bitching about it at the Aldi egg cooler won’t change
it.
Fresh hair. |
Somehow, despite not really
needing anything, $49 worth of stuff found its way into my cart. While in the 20-minute checkout line, I had time to be eyeballing other people’s
groceries and saw several things I should have gotten for Christmas Eve dinner. Oops.
The salon was great. It always is. My stylist gives an amazing scalp
massage with the shampoo and since high school, I’ve found having my hair blow dried to be relaxing. The ends are now trimmed and tided and the
blowout looks too good to just sit home alone in front of the TV, but that
is exactly where my pretty, professionally styled hair went. At least I didn’t get lost going home.
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