This morning there was a phone call from a roofing estimator asking if we could push our appointment by a half hour due to a family emergency, which was a great question because I had forgotten there was a 10:00 appointment for an estimate for roofing and siding. It was booked barely 24 hours earlier, but not because I sought out a roofer, they had sought me via a phone call from an unknown number which I generally ignore.
Lately, it's different, and unknown number calls are answered because I have resumes and job applications out there in the wonderful world of looking for work and there is a temporary self-imposed mandate to answer calls from unknown numbers because the chances are pretty good that a call from a company or recruiter in receipt of my resume won't be a number in my contacts. So I answered the call.
Like most of the unknown number calls, it was a sales call. Yesterday, it was a lady from a roofing and siding company calling to see if I was interested in either for my property. I asked for clarification on the address, because there have been a lot of calls recently from realtors asking about selling and service companies asking about buying at the Lowell address. Sorry kids, that transaction already sailed.
This was another instance of this, but the company also services Gardner, and I might actually be interested in roofing and/or siding for the new house, depending upon the cost. Both have some minor issues, so it isn't an urgent situation, but it might be better to deal with it sooner rather than in five or ten years. So Lily booked my appointment and verified it with the office manager and then kept on chatting. Forty minutes later, after hearing way to much about a divorce in process, two previous divorces, a thieving ex spouse in jail, and her starting over and questions to me about how to know when it's time to cut ties and move on (as if I was a life counselor or some qualified professional), I finally extricated myself from the call.
Today, a half-hour later than scheduled which was good because I had forgotten and it gave me time to eat some yogurt drizzled with honey, the consultant arrived. I was in the middle of practicing dances for the performance on Saturday. He apologized for the tardiness and the family "emergency" (he added air quotes there) which was because a two-year-old had put something in the toilet and clogged it up. There was grumbling about a wife and his daughter next door and how he had to clean up the toilet mess and that is why he was late and I was thinking through most of it that I do not care. Like for real. This had nothing to do with the cost of a roof and is robbing precious time from my day.
This guy kept talking. He used to work for Sears. He used to run roofing crews. There was a crew in Lawrence that was recently visited by ICE and their schedules out there are messed up now. He used to live in Leominster. Now he lives in Hudson. He spent a lot of time talking about himself. And his wife. And his kids and grandkids. And still, all I could think (screaming in my head) was I DON'T CARE. This has no bearing on the potential cost of a new roof or siding on my house. I don' know if this was supposed to be some sort of bonding attempt but it wasn't working.
He then launched into some actual roofing conversation and kept referring to metal roofs, which were ruled out on the phone a day ago due to issues with metal roofs and skylights, at least according to the manager in the office. The magic word was supposed to be asphalt. There was a dissertation about the regular sales guy being on vacation and how he was covering.
After 90 minutes of torture, there were finally some figures scrawled on a piece of paper and some rambling about a 5% discount if I book today and how materials costs have been going up so even though the estimate is guaranteed for a year, it could change with materials costs (so it's not guaranteed at all, apparently).
Did he ask me any questions about the house? Only when it was built, and then he contradicted me and threw out a later date, even though I know the date from the purchase paperwork and a metal plate on the back of the house. There was a comment about how I wasn't easily entertained, at about the 80-minute mark. Correct. I was not entertained by a rambling, babbling dude flipping through three-ring binders with lists of past customer names who were references and rambling about who knows what. There was no simple conversation about roofing materials or color, despite a sheet with small samples attached. There was a not-so-soft sell about committing today or at the very least by the weekend because the regular sales guy will be back from vacation on Monday. I reminded him that his company called me less than 24 hours ago, despite me being on the national do not call registry, and no, I was not prepared to make a very expensive decision right this minute.
There is now a sheet of paper here with some barely legible scrawled figures representing an estimate. I was starving by the time he left and launched directly into lunch. Bow-tie pasta tossed with pesto and roasted tomatoes soothed my nerves.
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| Under the tarps at Kimball Farm. |
Several hours later, the day improved dramatically when I met a friend for ice cream at Kimball Farm Ice Cream. It's apple season and we indulged in warm apple crisp with ice cream (vanilla for her, pumpkin for me). The decadent "dinner" was delicious, but the yellow stripey flying things were super annoying, flying into our ice cream and apples and all around us. We moved to another table, with no improvement. We started walking and they followed us. It went on until the sweets were gone and the paper bowls were in the trash.
We walked around the property in the beautiful weather. There were quite a few people at the driving range, and a few people at the batting cages and mini-golf, but the bumper cars and boats and the gift shop were empty. What a difference a school night in September makes. When we were in there in July, the parking lot was packed, and so were the walkways, various food concessions, and all the activities.
Getting to the beach was a total failure this past summer. Like the several preceding summers, I didn't even try to go, although this year was extra crazy busy with moving and such. But at least I had some fried seafood (July) and great ice cream (today), so I didn't completely fail at summer activities. And I'll try to do better with autumn events.