The wrist surgery on Wednesday went by in a blink. A text notification
for a pain medication prescription was received in time for Sis and me to pick
it up on the way to the day surgery center. We arrived at the center exactly on
time and I was brought without delay to a room beyond the wide doors from the lobby.
Two assistants did the review of the procedure, medication
allergies, and the collection of blood pressure info, which was back to my usual
level of 120 over something after being at 140 over something on Friday (and why
is it so hard for me to remember two digits?). There were wires and an IV and whatever else.
The surgeon stopped in to say hello and write on my thumb. The anesthesiologist came in and
introduced himself. Everyone was nice and the overall atmosphere was quite
serene except for a comical scene involving the anesthesiologist and a cabinet with shallow drawers that got stuck and inspired a couple colorful cuss words before the assertive removal of the needed items.
Then I had a nerve block and whatever else and a medically-induced wonderful
nap. Seriously, it felt like the best sleep break in ages. Two hours after arriving, the medical magic had been performed and I was in the recovery room phase sipping water and snacking on a raspberry granola square thing.
While I was enjoying the hospitality, entertainment, and service of the
surgery center, Sis was performing facilities maintenance. She stopped at the
DPW for sand, but they were out. She went back to my house to chop ice and
spread more of the sand she had brought from her house.
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Updated wrist attire. |
The new medical accessory of a wrist cast is lighter than
the above the elbow model that felt like a weightlifting program. It is embellished with a green sticker bearing the reminder "Elevate hand - move fingers." I
could move my fingers and shoulder but had no control over my arm. It reminded
me of the cloth dolls that have stuffed arms with stitching at the middle to
make an elbow joint. The bottom of my arm was clumsy heavy like a Duraflame log, and
the upper arm felt empty. The arm kept sliding out of the sling. In bed, I had to pick
up my arm and place on a pillow.
At 2:30 a.m., I woke up, needing to use the
bathroom. The arm was still numb and useless. That's when the worry started to kick in, and also when I remembered the cast cover for showering that had been suggested. That triggered a search of the CVS,
Walgreens, and Amazon sites. Neither local store had the item in stock, so once
again, it was Amazon for the win and it will deliver by 10:00 tonight.
The product search was a distraction from the what-if
chatter taking place elsewhere in my cranial cavity – what if I did something
wrong since arriving home – what if the nerve block screwed up and is now permanent?
At 3:30, a very welcome mild version of pins and needles crept into the lower arm, and at 4:00 the nerve block
was finally worn off. Movement had returned but control was lacking. I did a hammer curl and ended up punching
myself in the face. Twice. It was a huge relief, and I was able to get back to
sleep for a few more hours.
There was coffee with Sis and cartoons, Leave it to
Beaver, and Perry Mason on a channel I didn’t know I had. Not much
later, after performing more sanding/salting magic, she had to leave for work. She
left me with a additional provisions – crackers, pub cheese, chicken salad,
Buffalo chicken nuggets, hash brown nuggets, watermelon slices, a French toast
fritter, and more ice cream. She’s pretty amazing and always knows just what to do.
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Feet up TV viewing. |
When I finally checked my phone, I had missed several calls
and text messages. Oops. When I re-read the post-procedure instructions, I saw that
yesterday, an important line in the final paragraph about when to start the pain
medication had been missed and I was a solid 14 hours behind schedule. Oops.
A
chart was drawn to track the three different medications on dosage cycles of four, six, and eight-hour intervals. I have about a 90%
failure rate for remembering to take a daily vitamin, so this medication regimen feels
like a high-stakes part-time job and my performance review would surely get
me fired if it was actual employment.
The rest of the day was feet up, hand elevated, fingers moving, and TV on. After finally taking the very tardy pain medication, I felt very tired. I hope that doesn't happen with every dose.